Chuck Palahniuk (via nevergonnaland)
via ericstevenson
(Source: imeriklehnsherr)
Whatever you want.. You've got it sweetheart.
You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
